You ever wonder how the future of Social Media would look like?
In the year 2033, Ava, a Prompt Engineer at the leading tech giant, HomeTech 3000, is done for the day at the office. She decides to disconnect, needing a break from the holographic screens and AI assistants. As she removes her AR glasses, the bustling digital world fades, replaced by the comparatively mundane reality of her apartment. Perhaps it’s time to open her social media to check what’s going on.
Her partner, Jona, is still encapsulated at the office, literally in his soundproof VR capsule where he works and occasionally games during lunchtime. Ava feels the emptiness of the apartment and her stomach growls in agreement.
She turns to her pantry, a large sleek machine named “Cupbutler,” and says, “Cupbutler, I’ll have a slice of Margherita, please.” The pantry, connected to an extensive network of tubes running throughout the city, places an order for her. Autonomous vehicles zoom through this intricate network of pipelines, ensuring that fresh and hot food reaches her within minutes. Her pizza arrives, piping hot and deliciously aromatic, as if it was just taken out of the oven, which it was. As she takes her first bite, she once again reaches for her AR glasses, as mindless scrolling through social media would be the ideal activity to couple with a snack.
The HomeTech logo lights up on the glasses, presenting her with a spectrum of entertainment options, from GameSphere’s latest immersive video games to StreamMax’s library of movies and shows. But today, she points her index finger at iTube, the augmented reality successor of YouTube, the Future of Social Media.
As she connects, an ad pops up almost instantly. Ava doesn’t have an iTube membership, and password sharing has become a thing of the past.
“Tired of your AI finance assistant barely beating inflation? Do you dream of owning a luxury LV NFT or spending your next vacation on Mars? It’s time to take a leap with DTX (Dodgy Exchanges), where we turn risks into rewards!”
The setting is a palatial mansion, with a backdrop of a sprawling estate, sparkling swimming pools, and a fleet of electric luxury vehicles. In the middle of it all is the charismatic Crypto King, a self-proclaimed cryptocurrency tycoon and finance guru. He stands proudly, his avatar adorned with high-end NFTs – a sparkling virtual Versace suit, a glowing Tiffany & Co. chain, and his signature: a hovering golden crown studded with digital diamonds.
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“Disclaimer: CryptoKing is not responsible for any loss of digital or physical assets, virtual or real estate, NFT collections, or personal sanity. Investing in cryptocurrencies involves substantial risk of loss and is not suitable for every avatar. The valuation of cryptocurrencies and futures may fluctuate, and as a result, clients may lose more than their original investment. The impact of seasonal and geopolitical events is already factored into market prices. The leveraged nature of cryptocurrency trading means that any market movement will have an equally proportional effect on your deposited funds. This may work against you as well as for you. Past performance is not indicative of future results, unless you have a time machine, in which case please contact us directly. We also cannot guarantee your LV NFT bag will stay in fashion or that your galactic tour won’t be interrupted by a space pirate invasion. Proceed with extreme caution, and always remember to wear your seatbelt while trading”
Ava takes another bite of her pizza and swipes right. Another ad pops up; she had a dream last night about a vacation to Mars and the cookies had perhaps picked it up.
“Ever dreamt of stepping foot on Mars? Or soaking up the otherworldly views of the Venusian sunrise? At Galactic Getaways, we turn your celestial dreams into a reality!”
The ad kicks off with the glamorous avatar of Galaxy Goddess standing on the crimson Martian soil, her hair rippling in the thin Martian breeze. The Martian horizon stretches out behind her in all its alien beauty.
“Hello, Earthlings!” She greets with a warm smile, her voice echoing through the vast planetary landscape. “Just a few years ago, I was staring up at Mars from my backyard. Now, I’m standing here! And you could be too!”
“Join the Galactic Getaways family today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. We offer a wide range of packages suitable for all budgets. From luxury resorts on the Moon to camping trips on the Martian plains – we have it all.”
Galaxy Goddess reappears on screen, extending her hand as if inviting viewers to join her. “Don’t just dream about the stars, visit them! Remember, at Galactic Getaways, the galaxy is yours to explore! Galactic Getaways, your passport to the stars!”
It’s 2033 and the meaning of privacy, as we understand it today, has changed. Ava crunches the ad in her fist and sends it to David. They have been talking about a trip and she knows the ads are coming in threes. She swipes once more and immediately feels the guilt of not ordering the organic bio gluten-free version of the pizza.
“Are you tired of the endless cycle of working out and not getting the results you want? do you want to get fit easy? Well, with FitBot3000, you don’t have to lift a finger!”
“Hey folks, Max Muscle here!” He greets with an infectious enthusiasm. “At FitBot3000, we believe that fitness should be effortless and enjoyable. That’s why we’ve developed our revolutionary AI-powered FitBots!”
The screen transitions to a 3D model of the FitBot, detailing its state-of-the-art features while Max’s voiceover explains, “Our FitBots are programmed to perform your workouts for you. They take over your body using a safe, non-invasive neural interface while you enjoy your favorite hobbies or simply relax.”
Cut to testimonials from ecstatic clients. “I finished a novel while my FitBot gave me a six-pack!” exclaims one satisfied customer. Another gushes, “I’ve never been fitter, and I didn’t even break a sweat!”
Max returns, striking a pose that showcases his muscular form. “So why wait? Get the body you’ve always dreamed of without the hassle and effort. With FitBot3000, you can scroll, game, read, or even sleep your way to fitness!”
The ad wraps up with the FitBot3000 logo and slogan, glowing against a sleek, futuristic background. “FitBot3000 – Fitness made effortless!”
"Disclaimer: FitBot 3000 is not responsible for any physical or mental discomfort, unexpected six-pack abs, or sudden athletic abilities. The use of FitBot 3000 may lead to an inexplicable urge to participate in extreme sports, which we do not endorse unless done under professional supervision. The process of artificial hibernation is entirely safe unless interrupted by a power outage or alien invasion. In case of the latter, we recommend running - it's a great cardio workout. Side effects may include but are not limited to enhanced flexibility, increased stamina, and an overwhelming feeling of superiority at the gym. You are advised not to use FitBot 3000 while driving or operating heavy machinery, unless the machinery is another FitBot 3000. Results may vary depending on individual body chemistry, diet, and the number of cheat days. Always remember, you can't spell legendary without 'leg day'."
The third swipe in your Social Media screen seems to bring about a sense of completion, an odd quirk of the human mind that marketers have capitalized on for decades. With her pizza finished and her AR glasses set aside, Ava settles in for the evening. The day at HomeTech 3000 has ended, but the world of 2033 continues to buzz around her, its signals reaching out, always ready to bring the digital world to her doorstep. The future is here, and Ava is living it one swipe at a time.
